The one who calls me mommy

Let me tell you a  little bit about my youngest.  She is the one who calls me mommy or better yet..momEE!  She was a bit of a surprise but aren't most!  She is sweet, quiet til she's mad or wants the attention and she NEVER EVER STOPS!  She has sticky fingers if you know what I mean.  Always grabbing what isn't hers and running off.  For instance, the other day she ran off with my cell phone and as I went after her she jumped on the couch and spun around falling over the edge breaking my phone!  She is the one who will be the first to get me called into school for something and at this point I can't even imagine what it will be!  I CANNOT turn my eyes away from this one! 
Right now she is sitting here next to me and the second her sister started to come near to sit too she stands up and starts saying "nope, nope!" 
Let me just tell you a few of the things she has pulled.  By the way once you hear these things the first thing that you will think is where is this mother!?!  Its not that she isnt' watched, it is that she is SO sneaky! 
First of all she took off with the walking and the talking early, had to keep up with the other 2 I can only imagine.  Once in the grocery store she sat in the cart and opened almost every danimals yogurt drink (I'm trying to fly through the store and actually was not paying attention because she was quiet) and dumped them quietly onto the floor.  So I had to buy another package of paper towels since I had to use the first to clean up the yogurt. 
The other day she kept getting into the refrigerator.  We don't have a double door fridge so I can't use the child locks, but she kept getting in there and needless to say the dogs got an entire pack of bacon and whole pound of deli meat!  I got her side tracked or so I thought only to find her throwing trehe entire carton of eggs on the floor!  I sprinkled it with baking soda, got it all clean only to turn around and find her in the dinning room swimming in the rest of the box of baking soda!  So by the time my husband got home the refrigerator was completely taped shut with duct tape!  These are just a few of the biggies, most days its dumping dog food, pulling clothes out of drawers or breaking drawers because she has pulled them out to use them as stairs to get something off of the counter!  Not to mention every moveable chair in this house is going to get put away so they can't be used in her hijinx!  I did threaten to do this the other day and said that I didn't care if we ate on the floor until the chairs were only used to sit in!  It may still happen. 
Well shes messy, shes wild, but she sure is sweet, and one day I'll miss having eggs thrown onto my floor.  But I don't see it being real soon~
Signed,
mom, momma, mommy