Girls are far more strange than boys!

Ya know, sometimes I seriously wonder why my kids do the things that they do!  Never in A MILLION years did I think that I would talk about, worry about or laugh about certain things, like poop, fake farting, strange and unusual outbursts etc etc!  I was one of those girls and first time mothers who said "my child will never do that!!!"  I am here to tell you all that I ate my words and I have eaten them but good!!  And mostly with my girls! 

Today, I had just gotten the girls out of the shower and they were running around refusing to put their clothes on so I thought, "oh well, I'll just get in the shower and let them get cold!"  Well, I get out of the shower, I'm combing my hair, brushing my teeth, blah blah blah when Liv comes running into the bathroom to tell me that Sidney is acting like a bunny!  I tell her "thats so funny!  Go be a bunny with her while I get dressed and then get your clothes!"  So she agreed and I can hear them jumping and running around and Livi is still screaming and laughing about Sidney acting like a bunny!  I am thinking...."this is great, they are playing so well together and I am actually getting to get dressed and put myself together a bit."  BUT~  as I walk out to go get their clothes I come into the living room to see Livi laughing and squealing, calling Sidney a bunny only to find that the reason she thinks Sidney is acting like a bunny is because she has a huge piece of toilet paper hanging out of her butt!!!  Now.....I pose a question to all of you moms out there.....how does a child who is not potty trained running around with toilet paper stuck in her butt!!?!?!  I swear!!!!!  So at first I just stared and pondered how this happened and then I just had to laugh because since Liv was calling her a bunny she really was hopping like one with this piece of toilet paper floating right behind her with every leap!!!!  Still I am baffled and I tell you I could not make this stuff up if I tried!  I am truly not that creative!! 
By the way~  my daughter just called my son a "FREAKING TURD" for the second time and the word Dammit just flew out of my sons mouth which means that his man must have died in Super Mario Bo.!  So....I'm  off to scold!!!!

Signed with a sigh......
Mom, Momma, Mommy