Can't even take a shower!

I'm getting out of the shower just a few minutes ago only to hear my 3 year old daughter squealing at the top of her lungs and the sound of the dogs nails running across the hardwood floors!!  As I enter the hallway to assess the situation the smell of aftershave gel hits my nose!  My yellow lab has just traded his smell of fart for Old Spice!  He was covered in it!!!  Then I turn into the dinning room only to find that our black lab is now standing on the table (ON ALL FOURS) lapping up the cup of yogurt that one of the kids opened!  Yep, this is my world and I only think that I'm in control of it!