My 9.5 year old son had a sleep over this past weekend at his friends house. I decide to call the mother and check in that evening and when she answers she is laughing hysterically and tells me this: "So the boys were all sitting around the table snacking and talking when I hear Chase say, "If I get a girl pregnant when I'm 15 my mom is going to cut off my penis!!" I didn't know what to say to this! First of all, because I never actually told him that, what I told him was one evening when we were watching a movie and the mother said to the son, "If you get a girl pregnant out of wedlock I will drive up here and cut your thingy off!" So I simply told Chase to remember that! He obviously took it to heart! Second of all, what in the world brought this up in the first place!?!?!?! And third, OMG! What people must think we talk about!!!!! And once again, the phrase, "watch what you say around a child" rings true! Its right up there with the time he was in kindergarten and the firemen came to talk to them and they were explaining what you should do when the smoke alarms sound. Chase raised his hand and said "well, when my moms cooking and the smoke alarm goes off she tells us to get a towl and wave it at it til' it stops!"
AND THE MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO.............FOR THE 100TH TIME SINCE THEIR BIRTH...............Mom, Momma, MomEEEEEE!
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