Tuesday, June 14, 2011

My Shout out to All Retailers

I would like to give a shout out to all of the retailers who strategically place crap toys, candy machines, or some sort of ride on money sucker around your stores and throughout the checkout lanes!  I would like to applaud you for my childs breakdown when they are told NO they may not have a $20 plastic pig, some sort of bracelet thingy, or other unknown break the bank item that is going to fall apart or be forgotten after its been played with in the car on the way home!  BRAVO!!!  You got us!  Or so you think!
I am not one of those parents who gives in to avoid the fit so when I come through your checkout lanes with a child who is convulsing and screaming because they can't have what you are trying to sell and you look at me like I'm a bad parent because they are behaving that way I am going to set that child on your checkout station and I am going to let them sit there and scream until you pay me!!  That's right!  You should owe me and every other parent/care giver something, I don't even care if you give me a damn coupon!  I understand needing or wanting to make a buck but com'on!  You should all be slapped for your own stupidity!
Watch out Old Navy, Kohls, Kmart, TJ Maxx and every other store I frequent........
Mom, Momma, Mommy is coming your way!!!!!

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