So far today my two year old has eaten a half a stick of butter, pooped on my carpet and walked through the house with it on the bottom of her foot and to top it off................I had to take her into Chases school today and while we were there I turned around and she was holding her dress over her head and she was wearing NOTHING UNDERNEATH!!! She took her diaper off in the car and was now flashing a hallway full of elementary students!! All I could think to do was pick her up quickly and run out the door!! I am officially God Blessing Myself!!! This my friends is EXACTLY why I cannot get a damn thing done!! And as frustrating as it is, it really is just funny!! So I say to all of you out there who like to judge that mother whos child is screaming, misbehaving, or flashing you..."You have either forgotten, never been there, or need to just piss off!" These are my kids and I am proud of them even if they do act like apes most of the time!
Signed by the proud Mom, Momma, and Mommy of 3 Little Apes!
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