Jehovas Witnesses Don't Come Around Here No More~

One Saturday afternoon my doorbell rang and I opened it to find a teenage girl standing on my stoop, holding a Bible in her hands.  There was a much older woman with her and it didn't take me long to realize that they were Jehovas Witness.  I was of course running around after the kids and trying to get things done and normally would have told them that I didn't have the time but they sent a brace faced 14 year old to my door so naturally I listened as she gave me her speech and talked to them for a while and of course politely accepted the little hand held Bible they were giving out.  So they asked me if they could come back to talk to me and of course, I said yes................BECAUSE I'M A SUCKER and because they sent a child to my door!  Anywho~

Two weeks later, I am getting ready to go to Chases soccer game.  Of course I'm running late, throwing things into a bag, loading up the kids, and caging dogs.  The kids are in the car, garage door is shut, and I run back into the house to finish grabbing everything.  While I'm doing this I can hear Chase and Liv arguing and yelling at one another in the car and Sidney is SCREAMING because I have left her immediate vision!  I am in the kitchen, they are in the garage and I can  hear them yelling at each other and it is pure chaos.  So while I'm trying to finish grabbing everything I am yelling out the door to the house into the garage trying to find out what is going on out there and why everyone is screaming!  FINALLY, I have everything ready and I open the garage door and hear Chase yelling at Sidney to stop crying so now I'm yelling again because they are all STILL yellling and this is just ridiculous!

Shew~ we are in the car and pulling out!  BUT...........as I'm backing out here comes the teenage Jehovas witness with her mother and they are walking towards my car away from my front door  but they didn't come very close.  Now I don't know how long they had been at my door but I guarantee that they heard plenty!  The mother looked a little frightened as she said "maybe Saturdays aren't a good time??!?!" 

They've never come back, not any of them!  I'll stock up on sunscreen for my trip to hell~

Mom, Momma, Mommy