Lately my days have been filled with quite interesting, amusing, and at times mortifying talk or conversations with and between my children. The girls are both talking very well now so this has made for some crazy verbal diarreaha here at home. So I thought that I would fill you in on a few of their precious conversational wizardry!
1. You may have read the one on facebook already about Liv telling me that she wants me to have another baby, it has to be a girl, she has to be pretty, and we are going to name her Flower. Oh and she ended that conversation with a very firm, matter of fact, "No ugly baby!"
2. Sidney was throwing her snack to the dog, talking all lovingly to him, telling him he's a good boy, etc. etc. Until he decided to lean up and just grab what she has sitting there and then she exclaims to him "NO WIMUS (Linus), bad boy! Ugh, damn dog!" Then quickly returns to her little lovely voice of "here ya go boy."
3. My parents were over one evening and Sidney was of course wearing nothing but a diaper and mom told her in a joking manner to go get some clothes on. Sidney replied "YOU NOT MY MOM! You go time out!"
4. Out of dead silence one evening I hear Liv exclaim to Chase "You stink Chase! You are a stinky stinky boy and I want a different boy for a brother!"
5. Liv: "Mom! Sidney just said Stupid and Damnit! She should not say stupid or damnit! Can you go tell her not to say stupid and damnit!?!?!"
6. Liv: Momma, I think you're pretty~ (awe!) But old people aren't pretty! I don't like old people! Gee, guess I know where I'm going when I get older if she's in charge!
7. Chase: Laughing~ "Mom! Oh my God! Oh my God MOM!! Sidney crapped her pants and shes holding the diaper! EWWWW!!!! Oh my God! Poop just fell on the floor!!!"
8. Liv: "Chase, if you touch my horses again I'm gonna cut your
hair off and smack you with it!!!"
9. Livi, while in the bathroom: "Sidney NO!!! Sidney I can wipe my butt myself!!" Sidney: I help you Wiv, I just help you! Bend over!" Liv: MOMMMMMM!!!!
10. Chase after I got my hair cut shorter than usual. "What did you do to your hair?' Me: I cut it and colored it." Chase: Well the colors good but I do not like the cut." Me: What don't you like about it?" Chase: "I don't like the bangs or the way it flips, pretty much I don't like all of it, don't do that again." Later I put it into a ponytail and he says "Now I like it like that!" Thanks, I'll be sporting a ponytail for the next 3 months!
From the mouths of babes and not just any babes, my babes! They may not be proper but they keep me laughing and as long as I don't get called into school or anywhere else. So be it at home, truly the only place you can just be you!
Mom, Momma, Mommy
