My kids like most kids are all about the bodily functions! They all think its hysterical when they fart, most especially Sidney who will announce it extremely loudly no matter where we are and who has been known to sit on her brother and "try" to do it! Remember she is only 2! But I swear that never did I think that I would be so "up to my ears" so to speak with all of it! I'm either wiping it, changing it, picking it up off the floor, or scolding someone for using improper manners about it!
For example:
Sidney likes to just take off her diaper and go where she stands or announce as soon as she has gone!
Chase likes to talk about it constantly
Sidney and Livi fight when Liv goes to the bathroom because Sidney wants to "help"
They all think its hysterical
Even the dog poops on the floor from time to time
Livi has fed it to the dog
I catch Chase peeing off the front stoop when I'm not fast enough to open the door for him!
The dog fights for a poopy diaper the same way he would fight for a piece of meat! (GROSS I KNOW)
If one of them hasn't gone poop in 24 hours I'm loading them with fiber~ (who would have thought I would even know when they do or don't!)
They have all peed on me during the night at one point or another
And to top it off: The other day I decided to take a bath and of course, couldn't do this on my own. Here comes Liv and hops on in and about 5 minutes later I smell something. Then I had to ask the question "Liv....did you just pee in here?" She looked at me for a minute and said "Nope". Then she looked up again, smiled and said "I did mama, I peed!" YUCK!!!!!!
So if I have learned anything from becoming a mom its that you never, never, ever say that you/your kids/your spouse won't do this and won't do that because I'll put money on it any day of the week that you sure will!
Mom, Momma, Mommy
